| the ill-tempered cavalier ( @ 2009-03-22 00:46:00 |
the obligatory BSG Finale post
My first thought was that it was a great finale, but really it had just seduced me with wish fulfillment and hat tips to the original series. Half an hour later, I was sitting there thinking, "But... no, waitaminute..."
1. Tory - You stupid bint. Don't you think you maaaaaybe should have told Galen about having killed Cally before y'all stuck your hands in the goo, rather than plea for general understanding and then pop it on him as a surprise? That said...
2. Galen - Tory was supposedly the love of his life back on Earth, yet it seemed kind of easy for him to break her neck over her having snuffed his simpering, cylon-hating ex-gf. That's cold, bro.
3. Cavil - Dude is all cynicism and strategy, but when one of the Five goes a little funny and kills another one he sees that as having been some attempt at betrayal and starts a firefight he can't possibly win? WTF?
4. Starbuck and the other "angels" - So what's the mechanics here? When some people die they become angels of the (Cylon?) god? And can sometimes project themselves back in time? And why doesn't Starbuck know what she is? And why, once she does, does she have to leave? And why doesn't she have the common decency to be a little less cryptic about it - at least to the folks who love her? Or, if she wanted to be nice, I'm sure Roslin would have felt a lot better if she knew that Starbuck was an angel sent back to make sure that everything happened the way it should. I mean, the crazy old biddy is dying. It's not like she'd go telling on you, hon. And what does "All Along the Watchtower" have to do with anything? And what was all that "Harbinger of Death" crap about? Seems to me she was the "Harbinger of Two Species' Survival".
5. Lee - Let's give up technology and live like the savages? Really? That's your plan, to set your own civilization back 150,000 years and hope it all works out? Fuck you, asshole. Also, why bother making sure everyone knows where everyone else is living if you're just going to trash all the tech that might help you get around?
6. Cylons - Speaking of plans... "and they have a plan", remember? So what exactly was it? Kill all the humans? That was your big plan?
7. Angel Baltar and Angel Six - "It" doesn't like being called God? You both spent the entire series calling "It" God.
GAH!
[edit: upon review, it wasn't Cavil who started the firefight - but he didn't do anything to stop it. And since the asteroid would still have hit the bird carrying the nukes, the truce was doomed from the start, whether Tory's secret came out or not.]
My first thought was that it was a great finale, but really it had just seduced me with wish fulfillment and hat tips to the original series. Half an hour later, I was sitting there thinking, "But... no, waitaminute..."
1. Tory - You stupid bint. Don't you think you maaaaaybe should have told Galen about having killed Cally before y'all stuck your hands in the goo, rather than plea for general understanding and then pop it on him as a surprise? That said...
2. Galen - Tory was supposedly the love of his life back on Earth, yet it seemed kind of easy for him to break her neck over her having snuffed his simpering, cylon-hating ex-gf. That's cold, bro.
3. Cavil - Dude is all cynicism and strategy, but when one of the Five goes a little funny and kills another one he sees that as having been some attempt at betrayal and starts a firefight he can't possibly win? WTF?
4. Starbuck and the other "angels" - So what's the mechanics here? When some people die they become angels of the (Cylon?) god? And can sometimes project themselves back in time? And why doesn't Starbuck know what she is? And why, once she does, does she have to leave? And why doesn't she have the common decency to be a little less cryptic about it - at least to the folks who love her? Or, if she wanted to be nice, I'm sure Roslin would have felt a lot better if she knew that Starbuck was an angel sent back to make sure that everything happened the way it should. I mean, the crazy old biddy is dying. It's not like she'd go telling on you, hon. And what does "All Along the Watchtower" have to do with anything? And what was all that "Harbinger of Death" crap about? Seems to me she was the "Harbinger of Two Species' Survival".
5. Lee - Let's give up technology and live like the savages? Really? That's your plan, to set your own civilization back 150,000 years and hope it all works out? Fuck you, asshole. Also, why bother making sure everyone knows where everyone else is living if you're just going to trash all the tech that might help you get around?
6. Cylons - Speaking of plans... "and they have a plan", remember? So what exactly was it? Kill all the humans? That was your big plan?
7. Angel Baltar and Angel Six - "It" doesn't like being called God? You both spent the entire series calling "It" God.
GAH!
[edit: upon review, it wasn't Cavil who started the firefight - but he didn't do anything to stop it. And since the asteroid would still have hit the bird carrying the nukes, the truce was doomed from the start, whether Tory's secret came out or not.]