Merry Christmas, damn you.
Okay, so I was going to do my usual Scrooge Christmas and spend the night eating takeaway from Burger King and watching martial arts and zombie films, but no, I just
had to turn on the bleeping radio and hear Christmas carols. The next thing you know, I'm at Fred Meyers picking up fixins for a Christmas Eve dinner. ::sigh:: Goddamn the dominant paradigm.
Tonight's dinner at Le Maison Gillen?
Turkey & stuffing
Mashed potatoes w/gravy
Carrot and sweet potato souffle
Cranberry sauce
Pumpkin mousse
and several bottles of New Belgium Frambozen raspberry brown ale
But I am
not putting up lights
or a thrice-damned tree
or exchanging any prezzies,
got it?
...and I'm
still gonna watch a zombie flick.
But if you're good and I get
really drunk I
might sing you some Christmas carols.
That's a
might.
Now go on and get outta here before I get all weepy.
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