the ill-tempered cavalier ([info]gillen) wrote,
@ 2004-12-22 21:19:00
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What's a nazgul like you doin' in a place like this?
My #1 result for the SelectSmart.com selector, Lord of the Rings Dwelling Selector, is Barad-dûr



Yes, according to this test, if I could live anywhere in all of Middle Earth my best match would be Sauron's black tower - a unique fixer-upper in a neighborhood ripe for renewal, vastly undervalued property with a commanding view of... well, of the rest of Middle Earth if you count the big flaming eye atop the tower, the neighbors are loyal (if not terribly friendly or social)... and it's a gated community, which is always a plus, so you won't have all the poor country trash from Rohan and Gondor riding through.


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[info]ironkite
2004-12-23 02:10 pm UTC (link)
I got Harad... So you're like my landlord or something. I am a good tennant, I fix most of my own torture implements and I can make neato monuments to your might and power. And provide large armies for your conquests. I'll only call if something is really broken, or I'm being invaded by Gondor or something.

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[info]gillen
2004-12-23 03:20 pm UTC (link)
Meanwhile, I'll be cruising the pubs of Lothlorien incognito, looking for cute little elf girls. No, it's not deceptive. Remember, "Love means never having to say you're Sauron".

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[info]ironkite
2004-12-23 07:00 pm UTC (link)
I had a commentary on alternate jobs for sauron... I gotta dig that up now.

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[info]cureless
2004-12-23 04:12 pm UTC (link)
I got Edoras as my first choice and Dol Amroth as my second. Damn! The elves have seen through my tree cuttin', meat eatin', materialistic ways! So long, Lothlorien.

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